- In the style of Eric Gill, because her husband, like all right thinking people, is a massive fan (despite the dog-bothering and so on)
- Featuring a quote from Samuel Beckett, another hero of his: "I know what the words know"
- Depicting a pohutukawa tree, from his native New Zealand
- And depicting his whole family.
Tree and family added
She also correctly pointed out that J looked a bit Sideshow Bob. Now his hair really IS that big, but on balance his feet probably aren't a yard long, so I had another go.
... but I got there in the end. The fine folks at Marstan Press printed a few hundred on sticky backed matt stock, and the deed was done.